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Monday, September 5th 2016.
“PHAROAH AKHENATEN, NATEN OF THE ATEN”
( . . . NEFERTITI’s CROWN, and The MAGIC Stick . . . )
While sitting upon a park bench LABOUR DAY about 11:30 A.M. , … I noticed a small glass-sphere approximately 8 inches in diameter, glistening midstream amongst sparkling-ripples of THE SPEED RIVER, … 200 yards from the bench, … between a stone-bridge and myself, … in noon-hour sunshine.
Immediately, I thought to myself:
“Whatever may THIS be? . . . A SPACESHIP, from a far distant galaxy? . . . SUPERMAN, rocketed to Earth as a child, or something? . . . KRYPTO, … SUPERMAN’s DOG?” . . . I was joking around inside my head, when convinced of my own foolish stupidity, … I returned to the bench, … sitting back down, … picking up my ‘C. A. B. PRAYER’, … same place I had left off, … before standing-up to ZOOM-IN on this strangely beautiful SPHERE FROM OUTER-SPACE, sparkling midstream, … THE SPHERE, distracting my attention CRASHING TO EARTH.
Five minutes later, … ever so subtly, … drifting inconspicuously in FROM THE RIGHT, … opening my eyes glancing upward, across water, … ‘THERE IT WAS’.
“ . . . THE CROWN OF NEFERTITI . . . “
I recognized, ‘EGYPTIAN MAGIC OF PHAROAH’ at a glance. In a microsecond, … I knew, … THIS, … was ‘NEFERTITI’.
PHARAOAH’s MAGIC, … gives off VIBRATIONS.
Suddenly, … something else appeared spontaneously, … directly 20 feet before my eyes, … ever so slowly, … rising to the surface, … very LARGE and ROUND, … but moving in ungodly SLOW-MOTION.
I thought:
“What is this? … A large disk of wood?”
Before I could even think, of taking out my camera as quickly as possible, … painstakingly careful not to drop it, … THE TURTLE had ever so slowly, … gradually, … sunk back down, beneath the surface of THE SPEED RIVER, … 2 feet in diameter, and at least 200 pounds.
What was remarkably unusual about THE MAGIC STICK, … is that, … not only does THE MAGIC STICK, although made of solid wood, … change its shape constantly, … but maintains one position about 10 feet offshore, … directly before my eyes, … gradually turning around, in very slow circles.
THE MAGIC STICK itself, … did not alter its position, … floating neither TO THE LEFT, … nor TO THE RIGHT, … any more than 10 feet left, … then 20 feet right, … that is to say, … TEN FEET RIGHT of its original location, … which was directly in front of my eyes.
THE MAGIC STICK, … remained directly in front of my nose, for 4 and 1/2 hours, … from 11:30 A. M. until 4:00 P. M. .
Of course, … the shape of THE MAGIC STICK, … undeniably, … is for a TRUE FACT, … ‘THE CROWN OF NEFERTITI’, … wife of PHAROAH AKHENATEN.
For 4 and 1/2 hours, … while praying, … I intermittently looked up, … taking notice, … as to what ‘THE MAGIC STICK’ was in the process of doing, next. Each time THE MAGIC STICK grabbed my attention, … I could not resist the inclination, … to capture THE MAGIC OF THE MOMENT, … inside my little camera.
In the PHOTOGRAPH entitled “LADY OF SHALOTTE”, … a SUPERNATURAL FACE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, ‘NEFERTITI’, came to life … that face, which I had misnomered ‘LADY OF SHALOTTE’, … but which in reality, … is the FACE of a live DEMON ANGEL, … clearly self-evident, appearing by sheer DEMON MAGIC, … directly at the very TOP OF NEFERTITI’s CROWN, … in bright flamboyant colours. I scrutinized the DEMON’s FACE several minutes, fascinated by the fact, … that it was SO BEAUTIFUL, … and that I was being blessed with THE PRESENCE OF A LIVE DEMON ANGEL FROM EGYPT, … RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES.
In the PHOTOGRAPH mistitled ‘MEGALON’, … there was another entirely different face, … that of a live DEMON ANGEL, … which resembled a COMIC BOOK HERO whose name I do not know, … but whose face appeared once upon THE FRONT COVER of A COMIC BOOK, stuck in a window NORTH OF DUNDAS ON YONGE STREET, IN TORONTO. I do not now read, nor have I ever read once, … a solitary COMIC BOOK in my entire lifetime, … but I do possess an eidetic memory, … and NEVER forget a face. The ETHEREAL FACE, of this SECOND DEMON ANGEL, (at the top of ‘THE MAGIC STICK’ in the photo entitled ‘MEGALON’, … but which is BY NO MEANS ‘MEGALON’), … matched the face of this unidentified COMIC BOOK HERO, whose face I caught sight of, … on a COMIC BOOK stuck in a store window, … attracting my attention walking by, … away back in 2006, … ten years ago.
‘RING’, by Errol Lee Shepherrd_2016_09_05_IMG_0005.JPG
‘PHAROAH’s DOG’ by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05__IMG_0037.JPG
‘OOK-PIK’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0046.JPG
‘WAND’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0012.JPG
‘PHAROAH’s DOG-2’ by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05__IMG_0051.JPG
‘UNDERWATER ELF’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0048.JPG
‘GALAXY’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0013.JPG
‘PHAROAH’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0038.JPG
‘THE WATER-BABY’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0049.JPG
‘TIMELESS WIND’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0015.JPG
‘LADY OF SHALOTTE’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0039.JPG
‘WATER-SPRITE’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0050.JPG
‘SPIRIT’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0016.JPG
‘NEFERTITI’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0041.JPG
‘GATEWAY’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0003.JPG
‘MEGALON’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0042.JPG
(A SPIRIT, said this may be ‘EENAN’)
‘200 lb. UNDERSEA TURTLE’, by Errol Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0054.JPG
‘DIADEM’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0026.JPG
‘DIVING’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0055.JPG
‘PHAROAH’s DOG-3’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0053.JPG
‘SPARKLES’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_09_05_IMG_0028.JPG
‘FOREVER, is a long time. NOW, has already gone’ by Errol Lee Shepherd_2009_09_04_IMG_3649.JPG
“BEWARE OF MAFIA-KILLERS, WHEN SEARCHING FOR FAIRIES”
. . . PHOTOGRAPHY by Errol Lee Shepherd
. . . Guelph, Ontario
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Tuesday, February 14th, 2016.
“MISSED-FLIGHT, for SOUTHERN-LIFE”
(… Migrational Birds: To FLY, or NOT To FLY …)
”GREAT BLUE HERON: Last Flight, for Life”
‘GREAT BLUE HERON’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2012_08_31_IMG_0215.JPG
‘SUMMER HEAT is HEAVEN’, by Errol Shepherd_2012_08_31_IMG_0225.JPG
‘PREENING FEATHERS’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2012_08_31_IMG_0240.JPG
‘WALKING AROUND’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2012_09_02_IMG_1366.JPG
‘READY’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2012_08_31_IMG_0254.JPG
‘SET’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2012_08_31_IMG_0255.JPG
‘GO’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2012_08_31_IMG_0257.JPG
‘WISH I’D FLOWN’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2012_11_02_IMG_0004.JPG
‘MIDNITE GAMBLE’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2012_11_19_IMG_0006.JPG
‘LAST STAND’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2012_12_02_IMG_0002.JPG
‘I WALK ALONE’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2012_12_02_IMG_0005.JPG
‘SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2012_12_02_IMG_0006.JPG
‘SNOW QUEEN’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_2016_03_05_IMG_0005.JPG
. . . PHOTOGRAPHY by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Friday, April 14th 2017.
“ GHOST CLIFF ”
( . . . Come Away, With Me . . . )
It was about 7:00 P. M., October 14th 2007, … one bright sunny Autumn Evening, … as I entered SCARBOROUGH HEIGHTS GARDEN PLOTS, … just east of Rosetta McLain Park, … following along Fishleigh Drive from Kingston Road, … atop SCARBOROUGH BLUFFS. The sun, was just setting, … not quite.
Crossing acres of treed grassland, … alongside SCARBOROUGH PUMPING STATION, … I approached 5 little white-wooden posts, … interconnected by a heavy steel cable, … small wooden bench far side, facing LAKE ONTARIO.
Taking out a little camera, …
“What an opportunity, to snap some shots”, … enlightened the evening.”
Passing ‘SAFETY FENCE’, … steep wooded-slopes to the right, … seemed unstoppably to drop-off like ‘THE LOTSEE FACE’ into 80° certain death: tiny dog descending, … fleeing, … vanishing, … departing ‘MAIN PATH’, … targeting ‘A LOOKOUT’, … never to return:
“Where did he go? . . . He must have dropped!”
‘Twenty-One’ I’d estimate, … ‘A JOGGER’, headband, tee-shirt and shorts, … trotting up from behind, … padding-past on the grass, … zipped-by on the path: FLUFFY ORANGE DOG at his heels.
THIS 2nd DOG, … was different from ‘THE FIRST’: a NEW dog!
“Where are they going, … DOG and MASTER?”
HELL?
There’s NO PLACE, LEFT TO GO!”
THIRTY FEET before me, … remained to CLIFF’s EDGE: DOG-2 and JOGGER, … in front of my face.
“Did I miss something?
WHERE’s the path, … the ground, UNDER HIS FEET?
Under his FACE, when he FALLS?
JUDAS ISCARIOT, or something?”
With my own eyes, … DEAD RATIONAL, … awake but played-out, …
What came next, … was IMPOSSIBLE!
This MAN, … this JOGGER, … in front of my eyes, … stepped right over CLIFF’s EDGE, … and 7 feet behind him, … the ORANGE DOG went over too.
But, …
there seemed to be ‘A STAIRCASE, INTO THIN AIR’, … hidden from view:
‘THE STAIRCASE, out of sight, … but STUCK to THE FACE OF THE CLIFF, … far side and below CLIFF’s EDGE, … STUCK to the FACE OF THE CLIFF, … below, … GRASS LEVEL of THE PLATEAU’.
I watched them both go down, … ONE STEP AT A TIME.
“That’s IMPOSSIBLE!
There CAN’T be ‘A STAIRCASE’!
How did HE DO THAT?
That’s absolutely IMPOSSIBLE!
It’s IMPOSSIBLE!”
‘FEAR OF HEIGHTS’, … for me, … has always been, one of MANY LIFELONG GREATEST WEAKNESSES, …
but, …
I HAD to solve ‘THE MYSTERY’:
“HOW did he DO THAT?”
Turning-off all emotion, … I changed myself into ‘A ROBOT’, … and DROPPED-DEAD, … approaching ‘THE STAIRCASE’.
I came so close, … but COULDN’T stop.
I KNEW, I was DEAD!
but, …
I wouldn’t stop. I felt my EQUILIBRIUM, giving-out on me. I was losing, my ‘SENSE OF BALANCE’.
“SAD, … isn’t it?”
I lay face-down, FLAT ON THE GROUND, … but, … frozen with fright, … COULDN’T TURN AROUND.
I COULDN’T MOVE.
I was 5 FEET, from ‘THE END’.
I was walking, … ‘THE CORNICE’.
No ground, ONLY EMPTY SPACE, was underfoot, … 3000 FEET, … above LAKE ONTARIO.
I didn’t ever realize, … I could DIE, THIS WAY, … before THAT day, … but learned:
“VAMPIRES, DO EXIST!
THAT, … was
THE DEVIL!!!
THE DEUCE!!!
THE DEVIL, … and HIS DOG!!!
THAT, … was
the REAL, … LIVE, …
SATAN THE DEVIL, … and HIS DOG!!!
( THIS, … is a 100% true story, … to the LETTER OF THE WORD! )
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Sunday, July 23rd 2017.
“ . . . LIVE GHOST-SHOTS, … atop GHOST-CLIFF . . . ”
![PLAY-A-GUITAR-WHY-DONT-YUH-by-Errol-[2]](https://errolleeshepherd7.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/play-a-guitar-why-dont-yuh-by-errol-2.jpg "PLAY-A-GUITAR-WHY-DONT-YUH-by-Errol-[2]")
‘NOOK-and-CRANNY’, by Errol Shepherd May-12-2009_IMG_7057.JPG
It’s the SADDEST thing.
He was once, A HOLY ANGEL.
Once, … very long ago, … 75,000,000 B. C. E., … he was your CLOSEST friend, … but, … it’s been SO long, … you’ve completely forgotten, he EVER existed. You haven’t seen him, … A VERY LONG TIME.
You will recognize him IMMEDIATELY, … when, … from a distance passing-by, … he walks TOWARD you, … by “THE ENCHANTING TUNE, he has ALWAYS whistled, … the song of
THE WHISTLING GHOST”.
In the bathtub, … SATAN told me while I was bathing, … from out of the SUPERNATURAL:
You have to be REALLY innocent, … for THE WHISTLING GHOST to appear before you.
![DISAPPEARING-DOG-by-Errol-Lee-Shephe[2]](https://errolleeshepherd7.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/disappearing-dog-by-errol-lee-shephe2.jpg "DISAPPEARING-DOG-by-Errol-Lee-Shephe[2]")
‘DISAPPEARING DOG’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_May-12-2009_IMG_7070.JPG
Here’s ANOTHER little ghost, … I haven’t told you about.
There was once a young boy, … who was walking his little dog, … when it went down the side to THE RIGHT, … and didn’t EVER come back up again, … but the little boy, … just WALKS ON, LIKE NOTHING HAS HAPPENED, … and looks right INTO YOUR FACE, … as you’re LOOKING AT HIM, … without ANY emotion, … NO feelings, … and just walks on, … toward THE END of cliff, … and down, … OVER THE END.
It’s IMPOSSIBLE, … to tell, … that he’s A GHOST.
![EAST-STAIRCASE-by-Errol-Lee-Shepherd[2]](https://errolleeshepherd7.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/east-staircase-by-errol-lee-shepherd2.jpg "EAST-STAIRCASE-by-Errol-Lee-Shepherd[2]")
‘DOWN EAST STEPS’, by Errol Lee Shepherd May-12-2009_IMG_7115.JPG
![INVITATION-to-EXPLORE-by-Errol-Lee-S[2]](https://errolleeshepherd7.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/invitation-to-explore-by-errol-lee-s2.jpg "INVITATION-to-EXPLORE-by-Errol-Lee-S[2]")
‘INVITATION to EXPLORE’, by Errol Lee Shepherd May-12-2009_IMG_7164.JPG
![STAIRCASE-at-END-by-Errol-Lee-Shephe[2]](https://errolleeshepherd7.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/staircase-at-end-by-errol-lee-shephe2.jpg "STAIRCASE-at-END-by-Errol-Lee-Shephe[2]")
‘STAIRCASE at END’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_May-12-2009_IMG_7169.JPG
![LUCKY-HORSESHOE-to-LEFT-by-Errol-She[1]](https://errolleeshepherd7.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/lucky-horseshoe-to-left-by-errol-she1.jpg "LUCKY-HORSESHOE-to-LEFT-by-Errol-She[1]")
‘LUCKY HORSESHOE to LEFT’, by Errol Shepherd_May-12-2009_IMG_7123.JPG
‘VIEW TO THE EAST’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_May-12-2009_IMG_7166.JPG
‘ALBATROSSE’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_May-9-2009_IMG_7124.JPG
‘DOG WENT DOWN HERE’, by Errol Lee Shepherd_May-12-2009_IMG_7071.JPG
‘PEACEFUL and SERENE’, by Errol Lee Shepherd May-12-2009_IMG_7066.JPG
‘MAN and DOG, down END-STAIRCASE just RIGHT of LUCKY-HORSESHOE ’
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Sunday, April 1st 2018.
“Easter Sunday”, . . . April 15th 2018.
INSIDE LINE:
“ . . . OSTRICHE . . . “
( . . . STARS, . . . SHINE ALONE . . . )
‘ A DEMON’ ( … that is to say, … ‘A DEMON’, … ‘ROB’ had to have worshipped … ), … must have shown ‘ROB FORD’, … that he would die at 11:30 A.M., … when THE GANG was scheduled to meet at ‘PLATTE CITY BANK’ for the hold-up, …
and that, …
he, … himself, … ‘ROB FORD’, … would soon inevitably die shot to death in JESSE’s place, during THE ROBBERY, … unless ‘ROB FORD’ was to sharpen-up and abruptly KILL ‘JESSE’ IMMEDIATELY, … at that PRECISE point-in-time:
‘SUNRISE, … IN JESSE’s LIVINGROOM’.
‘ THE DEVIL ‘, . . . must have shown ‘ROB’ beforehand, … he would LOSE HIS $10000 REWARD, … thereby taking ‘JESSE’s PLACE IN THE GRAVEYARD’, … unless he ‘ROB’, … seized the golden-opportunity to KILL ‘JESSE’ AT THAT PRECISE POINT-IN-TIME, … when IT availed itself, … BEFORE leaving ‘JESSE’s HOUSE’, … 4 hours BEFORE the ROBBERY.
There is NO way, that ‘JESSE’ could die, … in THAT particular manner, … UNARMED, … GUN-ON-COUCH, … STARING AT A PAINTING, … STANDING ON A CHAIR, … SHOT-THROUGH-THE-BACK-OF-OF-THE-HEAD, … ‘JESSE’s WIFE’ in the kitchen, … BACK TURNED-TO-‘ROB FORD’, …
without his own INTUITION, …
showing ‘JESSE’, …
WHAT WAS COMING NEXT.
The only way, ‘JESSE’ could stand on a chair, with his back turned to ‘ROB FORD’, … without ‘JESSE’s own INTUITION showing ‘JESSE’ what’s-coming-next:
“He’s about to get ‘ROB’s BULLET’ through the-back-of-his-own-skull”, …
is
if ‘SATAN’s ANGEL’, … had shown ‘ROB FORD’, instantaneously upon THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT, … that he ‘ROB’ would soon be dying, KILLED IN ‘JESSE’s PLACE’, … robbing ‘PLATTE CITY BANK’, … shot-to hell by ‘SATAN HIMSELF’, … unless he, … ‘ROBERT’, … finished ‘JESSE’ off, … LIGHTNING-QUICK, … before ‘JESSE’s OWN INTUITION’, … could give ‘JESSE’ a chance to react.
Neither ‘SATAN THE DEVIL’ nor ‘ROB’s DEMON’, … really minded all THAT much, … ‘ROB FORD’ impersonating a snake, … betraying and killing ‘JESSE JAMES’ in a serpentine-and-sinister way, … but what REALLY RUBBED BOTH ‘SATAN’ AND ‘ROB’s ANGEL’ THE WRONG WAY, … was the fact that ‘ROB’ had worked out his plan-of-betrayal, with such painstaking precision, … such ANGELIC expertise, … such perfect-timing, … so as to get ‘JESSE’ shot-off-his-horse ALMOST LIKE ‘GOD-HAD-DONE-IT’, … blasted to hell by COPPERS, … during THE HOLD-UP at ‘PLATTE CITY BANK’, …
and then, …
‘ROBERT’, … like ‘PAINTER-BEFORE-AN-EASEL’, … ADDING A FINISHING-TOUCH, … PLAYING A PIANO, … had dreamed himself, … YUKKING-IT-UP coming-on with THE BOYS fireside, … like he’d REALLY LOVED ‘JESSE’ AS A CLOSE FRIEND AND GANG-MEMBER all the while, … writing himself into the script, … ROASTING RABBITS BY A BONFIRE with THE GUYS, … laughing it up, … LIKE THEY WERE ALL BROTHERS, … UNITED, … A SMALL, … NOW-EVEN-SMALLER-but-HAPPY-AS-HELL-FAMILY, … working out his plan to sheer perfection, … imagining himself, … CHUMMY-as-KIDS-afterwards, with ‘O’ KELLY and THE GANG, … boys, going fishing.
‘SATAN’ and ‘ROB’s DEMON’, …
didn’t like ‘ROBERT’, …
tricking THE BOYS that way.
Unless ‘ROB’s DEMON’ had shown ‘ROB’, … like an eyelash-in-the-eye, … SPUR OF THE MOMENT, … exactly, … why ‘ROB’s PLAN’ wouldn’t get-off-the-ground at PLATTE CITY BANK, …
paradoxically enough, …
‘ROB’s ORIGINAL PLAN’ worked so beautifully in fact, … both ‘SATAN’ and ‘ROB’s DEMON’, … hated ‘ROB’s GUTS’, enough to stop his plan from taking-to-the-sky, … killing ‘JESSE’, … collecting $10,000, … tricking the gang, like boys on a camping-trip, … airborne, … NEVER CATCHING-ON, … ‘CAMPFIRE-GIRLS’:
“ . . . ROB had killed ‘JESSE’ . . . “
and
loving, every minute of it!
and the plan, …
would have worked, …
just PERFECTLY too.
“Easter Sunday”, . . . April 15th 2018.
INSIDE LINE:
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Wednesday, May 9th 2018.
“HOW I CRASH”
( . . . Flying Over Deep Water . . . )
“CRASH-POINT” by Errol Lee Shepherd Feb. 2 2016 IMG.0002
SETTING: 5 Persons, onboard a small light private aircraft.
1. Register ‘A FLIGHT PLAN’, before taking-off.
2. Make certain your Aircraft, has a waterproof ‘UNDERWATER S.O.S. TRANSMITTER’.
3. Always carry sufficient PARACHUTES and LIFE-JACKETS, onboard for each person, … but instruct each passenger, … precisely HOW TO PUT THEM ON.
LIFE-JACKETS:
Each LIFE-JACKET should provide maximum buoyancy and floatation, … but should take-up least volumetric space, … being worn under a PARACHUTE, … so that a PARACHUTE can easily be strapped-on overtop a LIFE-JACKET, … without LIFE-JACKETS interfering with free-fall operation of the PARACHUTE, … descending to water’s surface.
PARACHUTES:
Each PARACHUTE should be ILLUMINATIVE florid ‘LIGHT-UP-IN-THE-DARK’ colours, … flotationally buoyant, … remaining upon the surface, … having been taken-off, … plunging into SURF, … spotted easily by “SEARCH-and-RESCUE AIRCRAFT”, … CRASHING under stars.
4. Keep trying to revive the ENGINE, … while losing altitude, … preparing to ditch the plane. (DON’T GIVE UP! … HELP will ARRIVE within 30 MINUTES of CRASH-POINT).
5. Continue issuing a MAYDAY ‘PILOT IN DISTRESS SIGNAL’, on all RADIO FREQUENCIES, … commencing at 5000 feet above SEA LEVEL, … all the way down.
6. At 5000 feet above GROUND LEVEL, … flying INLAND over WATER, … (SEA LEVEL otherwise), … each person onboard should begin, STRAPPING-ON LIFE-JACKETS, … then, … FASTENING-ON PARACHUTES overtop each LIFE-JACKET.
Ideally, … I do not like to DELAY OPENING A PARACHUTE, … closer to the SURFACE, … than 2000 feet. (You’ll FIND OUT WHY!)
Most people don’t like PARACHUTING into SHARK-INFESTED deep icy water, especially at night, … and as a result of this, … prefer to take their chances, … hoping the ENGINE will come-back, … (most FRIGHTFULLY, … and REGRETTABLY so), … all the way down to water’s surface, … but, … unfortunately, … by the time, … persons onboard realize, … the ENGINE won’t revive, … it has NOW BECOME TOO LATE for BALING-OUT, … rendering PARACHUTES useless. The plane has now descended to 500 feet above SEA LEVEL (and is going BYE-BYE’s).
I find, … it UNwise to jump from any aircraft HIGHER THAN 200 FEET, … without a CHUTE. (You’ll FIND OUT WHY, … again!)
Always BALE-OUT without PARACHUTE, … at 200 feet or less, … above SEA LEVEL. The CHUTE does NOT have TIME to OPEN otherwise.
7. ALL 4 PASSENGERS, … must EXIT before PILOT, … on STARBOARD SIDE, … to avoid interfering with PILOT control of the AIRCRAFT.
PILOT will EXIT last, … through PILOT’s DOOR on PORT SIDE.
8. At 200 feet, … ALL 4 PASSENGERS should begin JUMPING-off the RIGHT-WING, … one after another, … FOLLOW THE LEADER, … ‘PENGUIN-STYLE’, … because PLANE is dropping rapidly into the SEA, … and there is NO time left.
In less than ONE minute, … PLANE will be hitting the SURF.
9. The PILOT should DELAY long as possible, … not TOO long, … but until 50 FEET above SEA LEVEL, … before STALLING-BOTH-WINGS using FULL-FLAPS, … pulling all the way, … STRAIGHT-BACK, on STEERING-COLUMN, … PITCHING Aircraft NOSE skyward, … making CRAFT descend like a DANDELION-SEED.
Following this procedure, … reduces FORWARD airspeed, … causing the PLANE to MUSHROOM vertically-DOWNWARD like a PARACHUTE, … at least in a CESSNA-172.
10. Immediately, … at THIS point, … the PILOT, … already STRAPPED properly-into LIFE-JACKET, … should BALE-OUT.
THIS is his LAST chance to stay ALIVE.
11. The SINKAGE Rate of a PLANE, … having DROPPED beneath SURFACE, … depends on a great many factors, … but, … primarily is determined by how BADLY the craft BREAKS-UP, … TAKING-ON water upon IMPACT. Once WINGS snap-OFF, … descension RATE is much FASTER, … but, … on the average, … 50 to 100 feet PER MINUTE, … beneath SURF. There’s NOT a chance of GETTING-OUT, beyond THIS point of SUBMERSION. Cracking-UP on CRASHPOINT, … IT goes down like an ANVIL. COCKPIT flooding with SEA WATER.
Fear and CONFUSION, keep you INSIDE.
There is NOT a chance of making it, … back UP to the SURFACE, … alive, … unless you’re OUT of the COCKPIT, … before the PLANE sinks.
Unless you’re IN THE WATER, … before the PLANE goes UNDER, … you’ll NOT make it UP, … ALIVE.
A Rescue VESSEL, … will ARRIVE within 30 MINUTES.
“CRASH-POINT” by Errol Lee Shepherd Feb. 2 2016 IMG.0002
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Friday, September 14th 2018.
“THE MAGIC POCKET-WATCH”
( . . . Heart-Attack, . . . of an unexpected SECOND-CHILDHOOD . . . )
If you were to walk into a SECOND-HAND CLOCKSHOP, … and having taken a look at those really old POCKET-WATCHES, … belonging to OLD DEAD MEN, … most of whom passed-away quite some time ago, …
and then, …
You were to buy an OLD POCKET-WATCH, … belonging to a 90 YEAR OLD DEAD MAN, …
you would be shocked to discover that, …
Each time you take THE OLD POCKET-WATCH out of your WATCH-POCKET, … and read the face of THE POCKET-WATCH, …
after you slip OLD GRANDFATHER back into your WATCH-POCKET again, …
He’s not the only one, LIVING IN THE PAST.
YOU ARE!
You will discover yourself, … after you put OLD SILVER away, … inside your WATCH-POCKET, … living, … in THE OLD DEAD MAN’S SECOND CHILDHOOD (at least at THE SUBCONSCIOUS LEVEL), … even if you are A TEENAGER or A YOUNG ADULT.
You see, … IN HIS OLD AGE, … all he had left, … was DREAMS of THE PAST, … MEMORIES of CHILDHOOD. There was NO escape for him, BEFORE he died. The ONLY escape he had, … was remembering when HE WAS YOUNG.
NOW HIS OLD MEMORIES, … ARE YOURS!
. . . Errol Lee Shepherd
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Sunday, November 5th 2018.
“SALVATION”
YAHWEH, … is ‘SOVEREIGN GOD ALMIGHTY, … JEHOVAH’.
JESUS CHRIST, … was also made into a GOD, … by JEHOVAH, … 2000 years ago.
SANITATION SANITATION SANITATION
( … The 3 S ‘s, of THE COMMERCIAL KITCHEN … )
HOLINESS, . . . is THE KEY TO LIFE.
Luke 6
Luke 14
Dirt, … on the KITCHEN FLOOR, …
Uncleanliness, … anywhere at all, … in a COMMERCIAL KITCHEN, … means
DISEASE, … PLAGUE, … and DEATH.
TWENTY-FIVE INCHES of purified PIPE-WATER from HYDRO, … on a COMMERCIAL KITCHEN FLOOR, … would be inexcusably suicidal alone by itself, … and that’s with CHLORINATED WATER from a busted city-main, provided by the city, … but really, … TWENTY-FIVE INCHES of canal-water, … with a TOUCH OF POOPS laced with URINE from nearby BATHROOM URINALS and TOILET BOWL, … marinated with DEAD FISH and MUSKRAT MUSKRAT LOVE, … in the COMMERCIAL KITCHEN and DINING ROOM of a RESTAURANT, … is naughty naughty MONKEY BUSINESS indeed, … some
Connoisseurs of FINE FOOD, … can live without, … like PLAGUE SOUP in their BOOT.
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Wednesday, November 21st 2018.
“BOY, IN THE WINDOW”
( … DIVINE WISDOM, … THE LANTERN OF SOLOMON … )
“EUTYCHUS! . . . EUTYCHUS BOY!
Do not sit in the window! . . . EVER! . . . EVER!
Do not EVER, sit in the WINDOW.
You’ll FALL!
Do not EVER, … sit on the RAILING of a BALCONY.
You’ll FALL!
JEHOVAH will give SATAN authority, to CATCH you in your FOOLISHNESS. SATAN will make a SPIDER come down from the EAVE. You will lose your BALANCE, and DROP to your DEATH.
Even if APOSTLE PAUL sat in that WINDOW, … then, … APOSTLE PAUL would DROP to his DEATH.
EUTYCHUS! . . . EUTYCHUS BOY!
Even if I, … Even if I, … SOLOMON, … ‘KING OF JERUSALEM’ at this time, … sat in that WINDOW, … (and there’s NO MAN GREATER THAN I, … in ALL THE EARTH, … for ‘WHO, … WHO, … is GREATER than THE KING?), …
then, …
Even I, … Even I, … SOLOMON ‘THE CONGREGATOR’, … KING OF JERUSALEM at this time, … Even I, … would DROP to MY Death. Even JESUS CHRIST would DROP to HIS Death, … if JESUS was to sit EXACTLY where you’re sitting, … right now, … in the MIDDLE of that WINDOWSILL. JESUS himself, … would DROP to HIS Death.
DON’T EVER, … DO THAT AGAIN, … EUTYCHUS!
(Confidentially, … I’m surprised ‘EUTYCHUS’, … that neither PAUL nor anybody else in this 3rd story UPSTAIRS room of JULY MIDNIGHT darkness, … has said anything to you on this issue, … before I came along. Why just LOOK at ALL those MOSQUITOS, MOTHS, BLACK FLIES, and SUMMER BUGS. I’ll bet THERE ARE SPIDERS, … under EVERY eave, … ESPECIALLY under THAT one, … directly OVERTOP of YOUR head, … in the MIDDLE of THAT windowsill, … THAT Windowsill, WHERE you are SITTING right NOW! WHY just look UP in that CORNER, … up THERE Eutychus. MY GOD! I THINK I SEE ONE! Why, … HOW many LANTERNS are there IN THIS ROOM anyway, … under this HOT TIN ROOF, … in all this DRY SUMMER HEAT? Bright LIGHT, really ATTRACTS Bugs!)”
Act of Apostles CHAPTER 20: VERSES 7 to 12
Proverbs CHAPTER 31: VERSE 32
“Do not SIT, in an OPEN WINDOW, … (amid the SILL), … or upon a high BALCONY RAILING, … way HIGH-UP!
THE DEVIL, will DISORIENT you.
A SPIDER will come DOWN, … BEFORE your very FACE.
A SPIDER, … will come DOWN, … upon a THREAD, … DANGLING in front of your VERY EYES!
THE DEVIL, … will DISTRACT you!
You’ll LOSE your BALANCE and FALL!
You’ll DIE! . . . You’ll DIE! . . .
You’ll TOPPLE BACKWARDS and DIE!
You’ll DROP to your DEATH!
You’ll FALL! You’ll FALL!
GET OUT OF THAT WINDOW, EUTYCHUS! …
And, …
STAY OUT OF IT!
Act of Apostles CHAPTER 20: VERSES 7 to 12
Proverbs CHAPTER 31: VERSE 32
. . . by ERROL LEE SHEPHERD
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Thursday, November 22nd 2018.
“BILLION DOLLAR COFFEE”
” . . . HEAVENLY COFFEE, … EACH AND EVERY TIME . . . “
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Select a SMALL POT, … preferably with NON-STICK BOTTOM and SIDES, … but make certain, … THE POT is perfectly CLEAN and GERM-FREE, … on the INSIDE.
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Pour into THE NON-STICK POT, … 700 mils of either 2% or 3% HOMOGENIZED WHITE MILK.
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Heat THE NON-STICK POT containing 700 mils of MILK, … slowly at EXTREMELY LOW-HEAT, … for 15 MINUTES, … so as NOT to BURN THE MILK.
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Using a SKIMMER, … carefully REMOVE the thin LAYER OF MILK-SKIN, … which FLOATS on the SURFACE of the HOT-MILK, … and DISCARD this MILK-SKIN into a SIEVE, … so as NOT to PLUG YOUR KITCHEN SINK-DRAIN.
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POUR the 700 mils of HOT MILK, … into a LARGE THERMALLY-INSULATED CUP.
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POUR in 2 TEASPOONS of your favourite brand ‘FREEZE-DRIED INSTANT COFFEE’ (I myself, always use the STORE-CHAIN ‘NO NAME BRAND’, … but it works PERFECTLY).
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DROPPING in a SUGAR-CUBE, … STIR the ‘COFFEE-MILK-SUGAR’ Solution well, … and then DRINK, … a BILLION DOLLAR, … CUP of PERFECT COFFEE.
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Tuesday, February 26th 2019.
“HOSS”
( . . . A Spanish Delight . . . )
This recipe, is a TRUCKER’s DELIGHT, … at the end of a long haul.
1. In a medium size glass bowl, … mix 100 ml of Chopped Green Pepper, … 100 ml Chopped Yellow Pepper, … 100 ml Chopped Red Pepper, … 100 ml Chopped Onion, … and 100 ml of Sliced Mushrooms.
2. In a large water-boiling pot, … bring Cold Water to a boil, … and drop in 500 grams Rigatoni, … boiling for 5 minutes, … just until tender and barely cooked.
3. In a DEEP Non-Stick frying-pan, … slowly melt 2 Ounces of Salted Butter, … and mix in 1/4 lb. Hamburger, … allowing to slowly simmer 5 minutes.
4. Now, … mix in the Peppers and Onions, … with Hamburger fried in Butter. Stir well in a DEEP Non-Stick Frying-Pan.
5. Drain the boiled Rigatoni in a strainer, … next, adding the Rigatoni to the Hamburger Vegetable mixture, … and pour in 340 ml (1/2 can) Pasta Sauce of your FAVOURITE variety (i.e. Onion and Garlic). Keep on stirring slowly, … in a DEEP Non-Stick frying-pan.
6. Next, … add on 6 slices of Kraft Cheese, … either Cheddar or whichever variety you prefer (i.e. Mozzarella). As the sliced-cheese melts, … continue to stir these Cheese-Slices melting them one by one, gradually, into the Hamburger-Rigatoni-Vegetable Mixture.
7. Stir in 1 Ounce of Smoked-Hickory-Sauce.
8. Slide the Rigatoni-Hamburger-Vegetable mixture, … onto an oversized extra-large PLATTER, … suitable for a LUMBERJACK, … TRUCKER, … COWBOY, … or HELL’s ANGEL.
9. Sprinkle on 100 ml of Stuffed-Olives, … spreading them evenly overtop of the PLATTER, … and then pour over several large scoops of 14% Sour Cream.
10. Serve with ice-cold Chocolate Milk, … or else, … with Icy-Chilled Sparkling BEER.
Serves 1 VERY hungry STARVING Traveller.
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Tuesday, February 26th 2019.
“LYING, … AGAINST JEHOVAH’s HOLY SPIRIT”
All Salvation, … depends upon UNDERSTANDING this point.
When you lie to JEHOVAH, …
When you lie, to JESUS CHRIST, in JUDGEMENT DAY, …
You will get exactly the same punishment, … Ananias and Sephora got:
‘DEATH, … and THE FIRES OF HELL’.
. . . Acts 5: 1 to 11
Repent therefore, … and turn away from your Sins.
It is the Soul who repents and turns away from his Sins, … who will be shown mercy in JUDGEMENT DAY, … not the Soul covering over his Sins, … and remaining long in his Sins.
A wicked Soul hates, being brought into THE LIGHT, … and when CROSS-EXAMINED by JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHT in JUDGEMENT DAY, … or even by JESUS CHRIST, … the wickeder a Soul is, … the STRONGER-the-TENDENCY of that Soul, to attempt LYING to GOD: ‘It comes NATURAL’.
. . . Proverbs 28: 13
The more RIGHTEOUS day-by-day, walking ‘THE STRAIGHT-and-NARROW’ you try to become, in THIS lifetime before your LIFE is over, … the SMALLER your natural tendency to LIE to JEHOVAH or to JESUS CHRIST becomes AFTER you die, … if EVER you are asked to answer a question by GOD.
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Wednesday, February 27th 2019.
“TRAPEZE”
Hold On To Life
Life, … Is A Circus
Day In The Sun
Spin, … Of A Roulette Marble
Kaleidoscope
Blue Skies, … and Black Pit
Gone, … With The Wind
Remembering, … From Hell
Edge, … of The Universe
Between The Seconds
Floor Of Life
Before The Vortex
From The Ground, … Up
As A Crow Flies
Beyond ‘OMEGA’
Back In The Picture
The Straight-and-Narrow
All Life’s Hurdles
Read Me
THE BIBLE
Trampoline
“NET”
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Saturday, March 24th 2019.
“STUDY YOUR BIBLE”
( . . . LIFESAVER . . . )
OBLIVIOUS?
IGNORANT?
DESPARATE?
HYSTERICAL?
Don’t PANIC!
If you have never Studied ‘THE BIBLE’ before in your Life, … and happen to be DYING, … but, … you certainly do not WANT to DIE, … you do not WANT to LOSE Your SALVATION, … and you just DO NOT KNOW, … WHAT TO DO, …
THEN, …
FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Memorize PROVERBS 20 minutes each day. When you reach the end of CHAPTER 31, … then, … return to the beginning of PROVERBS, … and keep on Repeating THE CYCLE, … each and every time you arrive at THE END, … just in order to Guarantee That You Do Not Forget PROVERBS.
Next, …
2. Read MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE, JOHN, … ACTS OF APOSTLES, … at the same time that you are Studying PROVERBS.
It is important to carry SOLOMON’s ‘LANTERN OF DIVINE WISDOM’ in front of your own eyes at all times, … because you DON’T KNOW ANYTHING, … and you amount to absolutely NOTHING WITHOUT IT.
But, …
at the very same time, … your own SALVATION depends 100% upon relying upon JESUS CHRIST, … under THE NEW LAW COVENANT, … within THE NEW TESTAMENT of ‘THE BIBLE’.
Although, … I can assure you:
YOU ARE NOTHING, … WITHOUT PROVERBS!
Now, …
just supposing, … supposing, … oh say, … you are trapped in a ROLL-OVER, along one of your favourite highways. Imagine, … that you are aged, … sick, … and dying, … from a spontaneous tragic accident, … fall off the roof, … catch your hair in the table saw, … drop a can off the kitchen cupboard shelf, into boiling water on the stove just beneath, … sending boiling water into your half-awake sleepy eyes, waiting for the coffee to perk, … fall off the bannister, … slide on ice down your front concrete steps, smashing your skull to pieces, … and so, … upon the injury, … trying desperately to PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, … insane with misery and fright, … right off the cuff, … you find yourself DYING.
Then, …
3. Pray to JEHOVAH immediately. Instant prayer makes a UNIVERSE of DIFFERENCE. You might be DEAD in seconds, so DO NOT DELAY.
PRAYER, … may give you, … the EXTRA time you NEED.
Always pray to JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY, … but ask JEHOVAH to hear your prayer through JESUS CHRIST as mediator-and-go-between, … connecting YOU with JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY.
You see, … if you DIE without repenting for your Sins and without asking JEHOVAH for forgiveness at the last minute, … (especially, … if you’ve never prayed to JEHOVAH before in your life), … then, … you’ve sentenced yourself to HELL, … something like that man on JESUS CHRIST’s LEFT, … dying beside JESUS on Mount Calvary.
4. Keep on asking JEHOVAH to forgive you for all of the Sins, of your entire past Lifetime, … and continue promising JEHOVAH that you will never Sin again, … either in this Lifetime nor in the next Lifetime to come, … if, … JEHOVAH forgives you for your Sins.
5. Keep on asking JEHOVAH to make you BETTER, … restoring your HEALTH to you, … and to take all of your ILLNESSES away, … if you are actually DYING. However, … if DEATH seems inescapable, … and, … the situation really looks like you are GOING TO DIE, … then, … Keep on asking, JEHOVAH to RESURRECT you from THE DEAD, … in the event of your own DEATH, … just after you DIE.
6. Place FAITH in the name of JESUS CHRIST, … that through his name, … you will be FORGIVEN for your Sins, … and that you will be RESURRECTED from THE DEAD, … immediately after you DIE.
7. Place FAITH, … that, … through THE BLOOD of JESUS CHRIST upon Mount Calvary, … your Sins will be WASHED AWAY, … and that, … you will be FORGIVEN For Your Sins.
8. Now, … you have no way of knowing whether you will Live or whether you will DIE, … whether you will be healed of your fatal AFFLICTIONS and INJURIES or not, … whether you’ll be granted SALVATION after you DIE or not, … but one thing is absolutely for certain:
If you have NEVER prayed to JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY, … (or even to JESUS CHRIST), … in your entire Lifetime before this calamitous point of ACCIDENTAL MISFORTUNE, … your chances of recovering from fatal injuries and sicknesses, … such as in a TRAIN WRECK, … a JET CRASH, … a COLLAPSING BRIDGE or something along that line, …
then, …
your chances of LIVING THROUGH THE DISASTER, …
your chances of GETTING HEALED, …
your chances of GAINING SALVATION after DEATH, …
are virtually NIHL, … unless, … you seize the golden opportunity to REPENT, … these last few minutes, … before your own DEATH. It’s the last chance you’ll ever get, … this side of HELLFIRE forever, … so, … you’ve got NOTHING TO LOSE, … and EVERYTHING TO GAIN, … so, … it’s FOOLISH not to do so.
And, …
as JESUS CHRIST upon Mount Calvary, explains to the DYING man ON HIS RIGHT, …
You will live happily ever after, … forever in JEHOVAH’s Heavenly Kingdom.
The ONLY reason, … WHY, … the BAD man on JESUS CHRIST’s LEFT, … went to HELL when he died, … is because HE WANTED TO.
HE DID IT, TO HIMSELF.
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Saturday, March 16th 2019.
“THE ZILLION DOLLAR QUESTION”
In ‘THE BEGINNING’, … before ‘THE START OF CREATION’, … when, … ‘THE SOVEREIGN LORD, JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY’, was 100% alone, … and JESUS CHRIST had not yet been created, … and, … even ‘THE VOID OF EMPTY SPACE’ had not yet been created, … but, … JEHOVAH Himself, was A ZILLION TIMES BRIGHTER than the most BLINDINGLY-BRIGHT BRILLIANT-WHITE STAR, … before ‘TIME’ and ‘LIFE’ of any kind, had been created, … before JEHOVAH began to plan out, ‘THE BLUEPRINT OF CREATION, FOR THE UNIVERSE’, at its earliest POINT OF CONCEPTION, …
“DID TIME EXIST, … before, … JEHOVAH brought TIME into EXISTENCE?”
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Sunday, August 18th 2019.
“GLIDER”
When a light aircraft crashes, … during the last 100 feet to 200 feet, … from the treetops down, … a pilot who has NEVER before, … EVER experienced
“FEAR OF HEIGHTS”, …
Suddenly, … for the very first time in his life, … is dying, … petrified, … with
“FEAR OF HEIGHTS”, …
Dangling against the sky, …
“HUNG-UP, … IN A TREETOP”, …
although having NEVER, … experienced “FEAR OF HEIGHTS” before.
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Sunday, August 18th 2019.
“ONE STATIONARY LOCATION”
The palace, of JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY, … at the summit of MOUNT ZION, … up at the very top of THE UNIVERSE, … is the ONLY stationary location in the entire UNIVERSE, … across ETERNITY, … because it was in the very beginning, … the place where JEHOVAH had originally begun CREATING ‘THE UNIVERSE’, … zillions upon zillions of aeons ago, … before creating SPACE, TIME and LIFE, … before CREATING an ‘ANGEL BRAIN’, … before CREATING a ‘HUMAN BRAIN’, …
and, …
The ability of a living creature, … to UNDERSTAND ‘THIS POINT’, … depends entirely upon whether JEHOVAH GOD ALMIGHTY, … wants AN ANGEL or A HUMAN to comprehend it, … and FEELS like letting them find out about it, … and meditate over it.
Everything else, … across the entire UNIVERSE, … is always TURNING, … ROTATING, … somehow ORBITING, … and forever CHANGING LOCATION.
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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Sunday, August 18th, 2019.
“THE BOOK ON CAMPING”
JESUS CHRIST and THE APOSTLES, … set a rustic backwoodzee outzee-doorzee example in CAMPING, WAYFARING LONG-DISTANCE LAND-TRAVEL on foot, … and OUTDOOR-LIVING.
JESUS CHRIST and THE APOSTLES, … enjoyed HIKING and TENTING between cities, … as well as, … backwoods, seashore and mountain-living, … more than anything else:
Real
“BACK-To-NATURE, … FREEDOM”.
. . . by Errol Lee Shepherd
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